A heated exchange

"M: Hey, I think it's getting a little cooler in here after I turned on the A/C."
J: ...
M: Well, it definitely is with that icy death stare you just gave me."

Our morning exchange

M: "Hey miss Martha Stewart, when are you going to clean up this mess in here?"
J: ...
M: "It's like Michael's and JoAnn's exploded in our bedroom."